Please help me I have a story/book plot problem!?

Please help me because I am itching to write a book/novella for ages. Any ideas will be taken to consideration (apart from ual and rude ones of course!) If you think I am ridiculously stupid for asking this question, you are stupid for answering a dumb stupid answer. If you don't want to give me your oh so magical ideas, tell me how to get inspiration and brainstorm, or give me some. Thankyou all!