Exerts from Horse racing Crackpots diary..?

Day did not start that well afraid,mummy didnt cut bread soldiers nice and neat..As a mature man in years i acted accordingly,threw my plate at the wall..Now know it was very of me and promised mummy it will not happen again..Especially since she now lets me cross the busy road on my own to buy the Racing Post..Such pretty colours the jockeys wear dont you think?..When i get home Mummy makes special treat milky pudding and we look for nice pretty names...No stopping the action here,mrs noseworth from Mummys club calls , shes always telling me to get a job..What she does not know is when you been high flying in publishing World suitable jobs hard to find.. Iam not going back to selling Big Issue no matter what they offer.. Been head hunted was told ,some fellows from Chelsea,so i am in demand...Now back to the hard work...Like Horses with great names and pretty coloured silks.Off to afternoon Bingo now i see racing bit like animated Bingo..Number 22 running into form,with its